VICE CITY CRYPTIDS

Welcome to Vice City -- it’s like Miami, but weirder. 

Way, way, weirder.

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In the land of sweltering sun, frosty margaritas, and 24 hour convenience stores, there’s bound to be an intersection of cryptids and Miami-Dade denizens--that is, if they weren’t cryptids already.

From Gorgons to succubuses, from Sasquatches to Lloronas and everything in between, there’s something a little, well, different, about our denizens. Too many teeth here, a scaled hand there, a couple glowing red eyes and a face you’d never thought you’d see again--there’s something a little monstrous about all of us here.

Vice City is home to murder, mayhem, glitter, streaked makeup, mimosas, cheap tourists, and the occasional bump of cocaine. Whether it’s a Saturday night and the club is full of ghouls, or it’s a Tuesday morning and you’re pretty sure that old couple having brunch has teeth for eyes, normal is abnormal in this town.

And don’t worry, it’s never boring--there’s always something happening. From illicit business deals between centuries old vampires, to ghouls and werewolves hooking up for a reggaeton music video, to ska-loving skunk apes, and fae-run bars, this city never closes its eyes, even for a second.

But, rumors travel faster than STDs here, and there’s always some gossip on somebody. You aren’t exactly squeaky-clean either--we all have a few skeletons in our closet. Well, more like a couple dozen. Maybe you’ll use your knowledge to blackmail a couple people here and there--and hope that they don’t know too much about you.

Miami, mojitos, and monsters--what could possibly go wrong?

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a flashy little campy game based off of my hometown, my love for cryptids and what's so cool about outer space? by jared sinclair. vice city cryptids implements simple yet flexible rules, a memorable setting, a blackmail/secrets feature, and character creation inspiration.

best enjoyed with a fruity drink in hand with 80s synthwave blasting in the background.